Preacher's Kid Problem
TitanChord
Verse 1
Daddy was the pastor over at First Baptist
Mama was the choir director, too
I was the boy in the second pew always
In a clip-on tie and Sunday shoes
Learned the Bible 'fore I learned to read
Could name every book, every psalm, every creed
But nobody told me what to do
When the devil's got a prettier sermon than you
Chorus
Preacher's kid problem
You learn all the rules
Then you learn all the ways
That the rules make fools
Preacher's kid problem
You know where the keys are
To the wine and the women
And the whole damn car
Preacher's kid problem
Ain't nobody as lost
As the boy who had heaven
And counted the cost
Verse 2
Seventeen, smoked my first joint
With Kaylee behind the church
Lost my cross in the back of her Chevy
Lost my daddy's trust for worse
Thirty-two and still can't sit
Through a Sunday without shakin'
Daddy prays for me every night
And I pray for him while I'm breakin'
Chorus
Preacher's kid problem
You learn all the rules
Then you learn all the ways
That the rules make fools
Preacher's kid problem
You know where the keys are
To the wine and the women
And the whole damn car
Preacher's kid problem
Ain't nobody as lost
As the boy who had heaven
And counted the cost
Bridge
He came to my apartment once
Stood in my kitchen, ring still on
Asked me "Son, can we read one psalm?"
And we did, and my soul went wrong
Not wrong bad — wrong good
The kind of wrong you can't explain
Somewhere between the 23rd
And the tears, I took my name again
Final Chorus
Preacher's kid problem
I came back like a thief
Daddy laid his hand on me
And preached the good belief
Preacher's kid problem
We all come home broke
And the prodigal's the gospel
That makes the old man choke
Preacher's kid problem
That makes the old man choke
Preacher's Kid Problem
By TitanChord · Dark Americana
From the album Nails in the Coffin of '99
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Verse 1 Daddy was the pastor over at First Baptist Mama was the choir director, too I was the boy in the second pew always In a clip-on tie and Sunday shoes Learned the Bible 'fore I learned to read Could name every book, every psalm, every creed But nobody told me what to do When the devil's got a prettier sermon than you
Chorus Preacher's kid problem You learn all the rules Then you learn all the ways That the rules make fools Preacher's kid problem You know where the keys are To the wine and the women And the whole damn car Preacher's kid problem Ain't nobody as lost As the boy who had heaven And counted the cost
Verse 2 Seventeen, smoked my first joint With Kaylee behind the church Lost my cross in the back of her Chevy Lost my daddy's trust for worse Thirty-two and still can't sit Through a Sunday without shakin' Daddy prays for me every night And I pray for him while I'm breakin'
Chorus Preacher's kid problem You learn all the rules Then you learn all the ways That the rules make fools Preacher's kid problem You know where the keys are To the wine and the women And the whole damn car Preacher's kid problem Ain't nobody as lost As the boy who had heaven And counted the cost
Bridge He came to my apartment once Stood in my kitchen, ring still on Asked me "Son, can we read one psalm?" And we did, and my soul went wrong Not wrong bad — wrong good The kind of wrong you can't explain Somewhere between the 23rd And the tears, I took my name again
Final Chorus Preacher's kid problem I came back like a thief Daddy laid his hand on me And preached the good belief Preacher's kid problem We all come home broke And the prodigal's the gospel That makes the old man choke Preacher's kid problem That makes the old man choke
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