Walmart Parking Lot Baptism

Intro Dunked me in a kiddie pool by the cart return

Verse 1 Dunked me in a kiddie pool by the cart return The river's fenced and the church wouldn't turn Preacher in a poncho and a parking pass Holy water poured from jugs, no class Cars rolling by, somebody honked amen Born again between aisle four and ten

Pre-Chorus No font, no robe, no steeple high Just a Supercenter and a sky

Chorus Walmart parking lot baptism Saved my soul in the asphalt prism Plastic pool and a dollar grace Walmart parking lot, holy place

Verse 2 They fenced the creek where my daddy got saved Private property, the new sign engraved So we made do with what the godless leave A kiddie pool and a faith you wouldn't believe Cart boy filming it on his phone Glory to the only church we own

Pre-Chorus No font, no robe, no steeple high Just a Supercenter and a sky

Chorus Walmart parking lot baptism Saved my soul in the asphalt prism Plastic pool and a dollar grace Walmart parking lot, holy place

Bridge They privatized the holy creek Sold the water we're too broke to seek So we praise Him in the lot where we can go Walmart parking lot baptism Saved my soul in the asphalt prism Plastic pool and a dollar grace Walmart parking lot, holy place

Outro Hallelujah, clean-up aisle nine Hallelujah

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