BAD DAY TO BE STUPID

Intro Ladiiiies and gentlemen... step right up. Tonight only — watch a grown man lose a fight to his own mouth.

Verse 1 Two-beer bulletproof at the fair Cussin' out the dunk-tank clown Lost his paycheck on the ring toss Blamed the only girl around Her man's six-foot-six of quiet Works the rodeo for fun And our boy just flicked his cig at him [Spoken, amused] Aw. Here we go.

Pre-Chorus Whole tent's gone whisper-quiet Phones up like a vigil Somebody mutters "oh, shit" Somebody orders refills

Chorus It's a bad day to be stupid (stupid!) And buddy, you keep provin' it Keep on flappin' that glass jaw You'll be sippin' supper through a straw

Verse 2 He swung first — well, sorta swung More like fell with one fist out Pride keeps writin' them big checks Teeth keep payin' off the house One crack — like a screen door slammin' Boots up where his hat should be Carny rings the bell above him [Spoken, carny holler] Ding ding ding! We got a winner!

Chorus It's a bad day to be stupid (stupid!) And buddy, you keep provin' it Keep on flappin' that glass jaw You'll be sippin' supper through a straw

Bridge Now God protects the fools and drunks But you been testin' both at once Trouble don't draft nobody It just takes volunteers Stupid oughta hurt a little Tonight it finally will It's a bad day to be stupid (stupid!) And buddy, you keep provin' it Keep on flappin' that glass jaw You'll be sippin' supper through a straw It's a bad day to be stupid (stupid!) And buddy, you keep provin' it Keep on flappin' that glass jaw You'll be sippin' supper through a straw

Outro [Spoken, showman] That's our show, folks. Somebody grab his hat... he'll want it for the swellin'.

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