The Devil Keeps My Number (Alt 1)
TitanChord
Intro
God's line's been busy since they put her in the ground. So I called the other fella.
Verse 1
Used to keep a Bible in the truck
Now it's just a place I keep the buckshot tucked
Prayed so hard my knees wore through
Got a silence back — so I'm through talkin' to You
Down here the deals are quicker, clean
He don't promise heaven, don't pretend to mean
He just asks me what I want and when
And a widower's wants are a short list, friend
Chorus
The devil keeps my number now
On speed dial since they let him walk
I stopped callin' God, He hung up somehow
And the devil, well — the devil talks
Verse 2
Don't get me wrong, I ain't gone proud
I'd trade every dark deal for one hour, out loud
One kitchen mornin', one more her
But heaven don't refund, and hell don't defer
So if the good Lord won't collect the debt
There's an old friend downstairs who ain't done yet
He knows the name, he knows the road
He's just waitin' on me to shoulder the load
Chorus
The devil keeps my number now
On speed dial since they let him walk
I stopped callin' God, He hung up somehow
And the devil, well — the devil talks
Outro
He always answers. That's the whole problem.
Timing is estimated — lines are spaced evenly across the track.
The Devil Keeps My Number (Alt 1)
By TitanChord · Swamp Country Rap
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Lyrics
Intro God's line's been busy since they put her in the ground. So I called the other fella.
Verse 1 Used to keep a Bible in the truck Now it's just a place I keep the buckshot tucked Prayed so hard my knees wore through Got a silence back — so I'm through talkin' to You Down here the deals are quicker, clean He don't promise heaven, don't pretend to mean He just asks me what I want and when And a widower's wants are a short list, friend
Chorus The devil keeps my number now On speed dial since they let him walk I stopped callin' God, He hung up somehow And the devil, well — the devil talks
Verse 2 Don't get me wrong, I ain't gone proud I'd trade every dark deal for one hour, out loud One kitchen mornin', one more her But heaven don't refund, and hell don't defer So if the good Lord won't collect the debt There's an old friend downstairs who ain't done yet He knows the name, he knows the road He's just waitin' on me to shoulder the load
Chorus The devil keeps my number now On speed dial since they let him walk I stopped callin' God, He hung up somehow And the devil, well — the devil talks
Outro He always answers. That's the whole problem.
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